Panty

ATTN ALL CITIZENS OF CLF.

 -WAKE UP
-LOOK DOWN BED
-SEE YOUR DOG BORROWING YOUR DILDO
-WUT DO?


A. JOIN HIM/HER.
B. WATCH IN HORROR (MAYBE VIOLENTLY PROJECTILE VOMIT--JUST AN OPTION.)
C. HOPE YOUR DOG IS USING A CONDOM.
D. ASK HIM/HER WHYZIT GOTTA BE YOUR BED WHEN THEY'VE GOT THEIR OWN.
E. TOUCH YOURSELF.
F. OTHER ________ (EXPLAIN WITH HORRIFYING IMAGERY PLEASE.)
lisa

(no subject)

I HOP EI GET PRESENTS
IM GOING TO GO TO COSTCO
AND GET SO MAYN TORTILLA CHIPS
AND A FIVE POUND CAN OF NACHO CHEESE
AND MAKE A NACHO MOUNTAIN
 BIRTHDAY CAKE MY ASS
GET SOME CANNED JALAPENOS AND MAKE A LITTLE VILLAGE OF JALAPENO PEOPLE AT THE BASE OF THE MOUNTAIN

NO
JUST CHEESE
CHEESE MOIUNTAIN OF NACHOVILLE
 VOLCANO
NO IT\'S A VOLCANO THEN
GEEZ

NO SOUR CREAM!?
NO

NO GREEN ONIONS?
GODDAMNIT

NACHO
CHEESE

CHEAP

CANNED
NACHO CHEESE NACHOS

BOWLING ALLEY NACHO MOUNTAIN

OYU\'RE FUCKING WITH THE PURTIY OF MY NACHO DREAM
I ALWAYS GOT THE PIZZA AT THE BOWLING ALLEY
DONT FUCKWITH MY NACHO DREAM
I CAN\'T HELP IT

ITS NACHO DREAM
ITS NACHO DREAM
ITS MY DREAM
I HAVE A NACHO VISION

ITS NACHO DREAM

IT\'S NOT EVEN YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY

ITS NACHO VISION

LOW BOW
LOW

ITS MY VISION
BLOW

YOU COULD AHVE KEPT HTE JOKE GOING

AND SAID ITS NACHO BIRTHDAY

BUT
BUT
YOU RUINED IT
BROW FURROW
FURROW

FURROW
I\'M DISAPPOINTED
NACHO FURROW

PUT CHEESE ON YOUR FACE

NOT CHO
NACHO
NOT CHO BIRTHDAY
HAHAHAHAHAH
GOD FINALLY
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH
TO GET IT
GOD
I FIGURED YOU DIDN TGET IT
I DIDN\'T
I\'M SO SORRY
THAT WAS REALLY GOOD

I CAN\'T HELP IT

ITS NACHO DREAM


ITS NACHO DREAM

ITS NACHO VISION
 SEE
 ITS FUNNY
REALLY FUNNY

I GET IT
NIASDLKFJS;DAFLKSAJ
;HSDF;AJSF HAHAHSD;LFKJSDF
NACHO

 NACHO
ITS NOT AS GOO DAS A FEWGOODMEN THOUGH

GUESS WHAT WORD LOSES MEANING AFTER SEEING IT TEN TIMES

 WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE
WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE
ALL OF THEM


WRINKLE ESPECIALLY
 I SERIOUSLY WAS LIKE
WHAT\'S WRINKLE

WHAT DOES
THERES A PHRASE FO RTHAT

 ITS LATIN
BUT I CANT REMMEBRE WHAT IT IS
SEMANTIC SATIATION?

THAT\'S NOT THE SAME THING I DON\'T THINK

NOPE


SEMANTIC SATIATION ALSO SEMANTIC SATURATION IS A COGNITIVE NEUROSCIENCE PHENOMENON IN WHICH REPETITION CAUSES A WORD OR PHRASE TO TEMPORARILY LOSE MEANING FOR THE LISTENER, WHO CAN ONLY PROCESS THE SPEECH AS REPEATED MEANINGLESS SOUNDS.
OH
SEMANTIC SATIATION
I THOUHGT IT WAS SOMETHIG REALLY LATIN

GOOGLE TRANSLATE IT INTO LATIN
AND PRETEND IT\'S THE REAL THING


MY PHONE
KEEPS TURNING OFF
WITHOUT MY PER MISSION
IT NEESD TO STOP THAT SHIT

PUNISH IT

NACHO TIME TO TURN OFF
 I WANT TO NACHO EVERY JOKE NOW
THERES A DOG AT MY WORK

NAMED NACHO


AND HIS NAME TOTALLY POISONS EVERYHTING I SAY

YOU\'RE NACHO DOG

YOU\'RE MY DOG


TAHTS NACHO POOP
THATS NACHO WATER

LS:DKFJSLDFJ
THATS NACHO BED

BUT IT DOESNT ATTER IM REPREATING MYSELF BECAUSE IM SO EXCITED

WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE
KAWAIIII
WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE

WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE
KAWAIII DAPHNY
WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE
WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE WRINKLE
OH YEAH

DESU DESU DAPHNY KAWAII
HE SAID KAWAII
I SAW
 I WAS LIKE GROSS HE JUST CALLED ME CUTE
THAT IS SOGROSS
YOU ARE CUTE

I KNOW YOU DSAW
I FIGURED THATS WHY YOU\'RE SAYING IT
I KNOW YOU SAW
THATS FINE FOR YOU TO SAY

HAHAHAHAHA
MMM YOU\'RE SO KAWAII
YOU MAKE MY WINGS
MMM
SOARRR
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMM
MMM

TAKE FLIGHT WITH ME
 I JUST WANNA LOCK YOU UP IN MY TRAILER
INTO A SEA
OF KA-WA-IIII
I JUST WANT YOU TO BE BALD
LIKE AN EAGLE


FLY LIKE AN EAG-LE
WITH ME
I WODNER IF HE LOVES THAT SONG
I WODNER IF HE LOVES
THE EAGLES


HAHAHAHAH
SDLKFJSDFLJ
BEAGLES
I WONDER
IF HES AN EAGER EAGLE
BEAGLES BEAGLES


OR A REGAL EAGLE
I BET HE GETS EAGLE ERECTIONS
OK EAGLE IS LOSING MEANING
EAGLE EAGLE

EAGLE
EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE
EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE
EAGLE EAGLE
EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE
EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE V
AHHAHVEHHAHAH
V
CAUGHT YOU
V
PASTING
V
V
VV
CAUGHT YOU
VVVVV
CAUGHT YOU
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAVOOOOOM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
WHY ARE YOU SO SPASTIC TODAY
VVVVVVVVVVV
I\'M SO DELIGHTED

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BIRTHDAY PRINCESS
EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE VV EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE  VV  V V V  V V VVVVVVV
MY BIRTHDAY GIVES ME  GREAT POWERS
EAGLE EAGLE ^^^VVVVV EAGLE VV&V&V
POWERS OF YELLING AND NONSENSE
EAGLE
EAGLE WINKS AT WRINKLED BEAGLES
BEAGLE INKS AT WRINKLED EAGLES



 INKS A BEAGLE EAGLE REGAL
WEEGLE BEAGLE

GEEGLE GEEGLE

PEEGUL DEEGUL
SPIKE SPIEGEL
SNEEZE
WHOA
LOUDEST SNEEZE

OH ITS CAPSLOCK FRIDAY


THE END



THIS IS A POEM BECAUSE IT\'S DAPHNY\'S BIRTHDAY

SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DAPHNY

NO YOU'RE TOO SLOW IT WAS YESTERDAY

YOU SUCK